Wanted

Help Wanted!

A position is opening up at the McLaws Home.

We are looking for someone who is capable, patient, always well groomed, can see the humor in any situation, doesn't mind repeating themselves over and over and over again, can build a solar oven in ten minutes because it is due in 11, loves to cook, is a great organizer, never loses their cool, is always prepared for the unexpected, can solve the "Casper" mystery, loves to follow children around "gently" reminding them to put things away, always knows what to say when someone is having a bad day, can solve math problems in their head, can complete homework without a text book, can find anything on the Internet, knows how to make the remote control work for the TV, Knows how to use the DVR, can rattle off a phone number or give directions at a moments notice, always knows right where everything is(shoes, pants, favorite shirt, movies, keys, papers, hats, Sunday socks, ties), did I say Patient already?


I am sure that once you start you will find the job rewarding. I realize that there will be unforeseen things that may be required but if you have the previous qualifications I am sure that you will be up to the challenge.


We are wanting to fill the position immediately.


I apologize that we have only one opening. I realize that there will be many of your begging for this great opportunity. Unfortunately we can only hire one. We will be offering a opportunity to have you name put on a waiting list, so don't give up hope you may still get your chance.


So good luck to all of you applicants.